Tuesday, February 12, 2008

The New Winter Diet

Want to lose some weight this winter?

Catch a cold that turns into a sore throat. You won't be able to swallow much at all, hence decreasing your calorie intake and losing weight.

Not the best way, but hey, the only actual exercise involved is moving from your couch to your bed and either turing pages in a book or turning buttons on a remote.


Anonymous said...

One of those serious migraine-like headaches works for weight loss too. Ugh.

Toni said...

Or just the vomiting and nausea associated with the stomach flu.

Or, pregnancy worked pretty well for me both times...